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A jury in Fresno, California has awarded Janet Orlando $1.7 million dollars in compensation after she was spanked in front of her colleagues at work according to AP.

Sales teams were encouraged to compete, and the losers were forced to eat baby food, wear diapers, or get spanked on the buttocks with an opposing company’s metal-poled yard signs, according to court documents.

I feel badly for poor Janet. She had to take a few whacks on the buttocks. But I bet almost 2 million dollars eases her pain somewhat. Me, I’d gladly take a public spanking, eat baby food and crap in my diapers for that kind of money. But that’s just me.

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This blog is going down the drain fast. I don’t even remember the last time I made post. Anyways, I need another sale from any of the sites listed below to make this month’s bonus, so if any of you pervs could help me out that would be great. Here’s a freebie for y’all. Just my way of letting you know how much I apprciate you.

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Not my words, but those of Merril Keiser, jr., an Ohio trucker and US Senator wannabe. This dipshit truck driver is running for office on a political platform that advocates the death penalty for being gay. "Just like we have laws against murder, we have laws against stealing, we have laws against taking drugs — we should have laws against immoral conduct," says the lowlife Democrat (!) from Freemont, Ohio.

I say this country is in some serious fucking trouble. Just when I thought my contempt for certain elements of the human race couldn’t get any stronger, along comes a piece of shit like holier-than-thou Merril truck driver and proves that there are absolutely no limits to bigotry and hatred. Forget about gay marriage, this fucker wants to EXTERMINATE gays. He makes George Bush look like a choir boy!

And why stop with the faggots? Lets kill the niggers, the jews, the spicks and everybody that looks like they might be from south of the border while we’re at it, not to mention anybody who doesn’t believe in the One True CHRISTIAN God! Purify America once and for all!

Hey Merril, did you ever spy on your sister while she was getting dressed? Did you ever MASTURBATE (it’s a sin, you know)? Ever covet your neighbor’s wife or have an impure thought of any kind? You fucking make me sick!

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So it’s my birthday today. My wife woke me up with cake and several gifts. I got som beef jerky (seriously!) and a plastic Black & Decker toolbox and an Ab Roller (situp thingy). I’m not sure how I’m supposed to interpret that. Take a look at the pic below, that’s what I looked like in 1982 (no shit!) and in my (admittedly sometimes dilusional) mind I really don’t think I’ve changed that much in the years since.

In all fairness to my wife (and please don’t get the impression that I’m ungrateful, I really like beef jerky) we had a pre-birthday celebration on Saturday. As you might have guessed from the topic of this blog, I’m quite into the kinkier side of sex and I often spank my wife. It’s not that I like doing it you see, but sometimes she’s naughty. Anyways, while I enjoy this, I’ve always had the feeling that she - while certainly participating willingly - is only into it with her backside and not her heart, doing it only to please me.

Imagine my surprize when she presented me with a complete BDSM kit including wrist cuffs, blindfold, leather slapper and a latex flogger! To make a long story short, we both got a little wasted and tested out my birthday gift. Turns out she much prefers the flogger on her ass then the slapper and she doesn’t mind having her pussy whipped as long as I don’t lay it on too hard (sorry, no pics).

I tell you guys, a good wife is hard to come by and when you find one, hold on to her and treat her right. And by that I mean, well, you know what I mean!

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The Constitution guarantees us equality. While that may be a good ideal in politics and society, it certainly doesn’t hold true in the world of corporal punishment in general, and caning of girlie bottoms in particular, as you will see in these movie galleries from Spanked Schoolgirl and Spanking Online.

In the first gallery a girl has her knickers pulled down for a good hard caning on her bare ass, but she doesn’t even twitch. Not a sound, not even a little facial grimace. She’s so stoic it’s hardly any fun to watch. When I whack a girl on her ass I expect a some kind of reaction, even if she’s faking it. And it’s not like the guy dishing it out is holding back either, he’s really laying it on her.

In the second gallery a nice blonde is quickly reduced to tears and sobbing even though her treatment is a lot less severe. You can really feel her pain, and ain’t that the way it should be?

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Cry Baby

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Sorry about my scarcity over the last few days, but it’s not because I’m lazy, quite the contrary! I’ve been busy working on other projects, and there are only so many hours in a day.

One of the things I’ve been working on is Bondage Bazaar. If you’re into extreme bondage, lesbian BDSM, electro sex, female domination and sexual submission, you might like it. The site isn’t complete yet, but I expect it to be ready in the next few days. There’s plenty there right now so why don’t you check it out.

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Son of Sam: Voices in my head told me to do it.	George W Bush: Voices in my head told me to do it.

I always thought George W Bush was a sandwich short of a picnic and I remember well his statement to the nation that he was on a mission from the Almighty when justifying his invasion of Iraq.

Now it’s been confirmed once and for all: President George W Bush is a certified nutcase. God told me to invade Iraq, says the Prez. They should reserve the padded cell next to David Berkowitz for him. They should get along just fine, after all they’re both born-again Christians. Me, I was born right the first time!

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