November 16, 2005
My Birthday
So it’s my birthday today. My wife woke me up with cake and several gifts. I got som beef jerky (seriously!) and a plastic Black & Decker toolbox and an Ab Roller (situp thingy). I’m not sure how I’m supposed to interpret that. Take a look at the pic below, that’s what I looked like in 1982 (no shit!) and in my (admittedly sometimes dilusional) mind I really don’t think I’ve changed that much in the years since.
In all fairness to my wife (and please don’t get the impression that I’m ungrateful, I really like beef jerky) we had a pre-birthday celebration on Saturday. As you might have guessed from the topic of this blog, I’m quite into the kinkier side of sex and I often spank my wife. It’s not that I like doing it you see, but sometimes she’s naughty. 
Anyways, while I enjoy this, I’ve always had the feeling that she - while certainly participating willingly - is only into it with her backside and not her heart, doing it only to please me.
Imagine my surprize when she presented me with a complete BDSM kit including wrist cuffs, blindfold, leather slapper and a latex flogger! To make a long story short, we both got a little wasted and tested out my birthday gift. Turns out she much prefers the flogger on her ass then the slapper and she doesn’t mind having her pussy whipped as long as I don’t lay it on too hard (sorry, no pics).
I tell you guys, a good wife is hard to come by and when you find one, hold on to her and treat her right. And by that I mean, well, you know what I mean! 
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